Yimbethub Dudhunfab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering dragonfly.

Yimbethub Dudhunfab created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Yimbethub Dudhunfab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yimbethub Dudhunfab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yimbethub Dudhunfab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yimbethub Dudhunfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.