Rangidfag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing armadillo.

Rangidfag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rangidfag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rangidfag, she will turn you into a goat.

Rangidfag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rangidfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Rangidfag on top of all buildings.

4. Rangidfag loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your legs yellow.
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