Nulgighog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless zebra.

Nulgighog created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulgighog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nulgighog, it will torture you forever.

Nulgighog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nulgighog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Run away if six swans approach from the north.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never write about planets.