Poparfbig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, narcissistic walrus.

Poparfbig created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Poparfbig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Poparfbig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Poparfbig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Poparfbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Poparfbig's name in vain.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. You must pray to Poparfbig six times a day.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Poparfbig on top of all buildings.