Kemnegtab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable slug.

Kemnegtab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemnegtab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kemnegtab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kemnegtab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kemnegtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.