Hivnanpod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless swallow.

Hivnanpod created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivnanpod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hivnanpod, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hivnanpod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hivnanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always obey Hivnanpod's priests.

4. Feed all hungry squirrels.

5. Never paint your arms white.