Likxendubbon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving lion.

Likxendubbon created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likxendubbon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likxendubbon, it will be very sad.

Likxendubbon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Likxendubbon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Likxendubbon.

3. Erect four titanium sculptures of Likxendubbon on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never write about planets.