Zenyarlbid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane troll.

Zenyarlbid created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zenyarlbid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zenyarlbid, it will come to you in dreams.

Zenyarlbid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Zenyarlbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zenyarlbid.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not kill moths.
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