Cedhig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ill-tempered porpoise.

Cedhig created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedhig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedhig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cedhig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cedhig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cedhig four times a day.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.