Cadrillnibquillegwap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, pitiless newt.

Cadrillnibquillegwap created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadrillnibquillegwap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cadrillnibquillegwap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cadrillnibquillegwap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cadrillnibquillegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never wear white skirts.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Put Cadrillnibquillegwap first in all things.