Cundadnad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish giraffe.

Cundadnad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cundadnad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cundadnad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cundadnad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cundadnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.