Femnadhenzog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable ant.

Femnadhenzog created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femnadhenzog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Femnadhenzog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Femnadhenzog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Femnadhenzog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Femnadhenzog.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide from cyan nematodes for they are unholy.