Soghitfut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish troll.

Soghitfut created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Soghitfut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Soghitfut, she will ignore you.

Soghitfut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Soghitfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Soghitfut.

5. Always help goats.