Kip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful horse.

Kip created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kip's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kip.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Always take life seriously.