Tarvadren is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind parrot.

Tarvadren created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarvadren, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tarvadren, he will not care at all.

Tarvadren's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tarvadren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about asteroids.