Wodcibgan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, sapient dingo.

Wodcibgan created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodcibgan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodcibgan, he will not invite you to parties.

Wodcibgan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wodcibgan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if four mites approach from the east.

4. Run away if six sheep approach from the north.

5. Wodcibgan loves eagles, so they must be honoured.