Stragartzagfunrillitfad Sagxen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unjust pigeon.

Stragartzagfunrillitfad Sagxen created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragartzagfunrillitfad Sagxen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragartzagfunrillitfad Sagxen, it will remove you from existence.

Stragartzagfunrillitfad Sagxen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Stragartzagfunrillitfad Sagxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.