Tikvabpom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast bat.

Tikvabpom created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikvabpom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikvabpom, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tikvabpom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tikvabpom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the east.