Fubfumhas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind chinchilla.

Fubfumhas created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfumhas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fubfumhas, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fubfumhas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fubfumhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Fubfumhas loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.