Badkenran Tettidibcit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful wolf.

Badkenran Tettidibcit created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badkenran Tettidibcit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badkenran Tettidibcit, it will come to you in dreams.

Badkenran Tettidibcit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Badkenran Tettidibcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.