Sis is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic wasp.

Sis created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sis, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sis, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sis' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Sis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never wear fawn rings.