Sis is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic
wasp.
Sis created matter two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sis, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Sis, it will turn you into a sheep.
Sis' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Sis' Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt tortoises.
2. Never wear boots.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not kill whales.
5. Never wear fawn rings.