Gesshottik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, competent giraffe.

Gesshottik created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gesshottik, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gesshottik, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gesshottik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gesshottik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six porpoises approach from the west.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.