Nulldumdib is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental scorpion.

Nulldumdib created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulldumdib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nulldumdib, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nulldumdib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nulldumdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.