Bugfarnjin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced human.

Bugfarnjin created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfarnjin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugfarnjin, it will not care at all.

Bugfarnjin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bugfarnjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look after injured cats.