Tenpigsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful ant.

Tenpigsak created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenpigsak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenpigsak, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tenpigsak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tenpigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Always obey Tenpigsak's priests.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not commit murder.