Arthubxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, loving mouse.

Arthubxuck created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Arthubxuck, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arthubxuck, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Arthubxuck's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Arthubxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always stare at clouds.