Neggupdag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying eagle.

Neggupdag created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neggupdag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Neggupdag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Neggupdag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Neggupdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always stare at clouds.