Yatshavduss is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, egotistical eagle.

Yatshavduss created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatshavduss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yatshavduss, she will turn you into a worm.

Yatshavduss' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yatshavduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never skip in holy places.