Dinbodpak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sage yak.

Dinbodpak created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Dinbodpak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dinbodpak, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dinbodpak's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dinbodpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.