Xuckpasart is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered snail.

Xuckpasart created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckpasart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xuckpasart, he will not care.

Xuckpasart's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Xuckpasart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Xuckpasart.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Never skip in the presence of badgers.