Fadrowdon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate dingo.

Fadrowdon created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadrowdon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadrowdon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fadrowdon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fadrowdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Never paint your feet pink.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fadrowdon on top of all buildings.