Migdobhon Misnakshav is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate mole.

Migdobhon Misnakshav created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdobhon Misnakshav, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Migdobhon Misnakshav, it will throw large rocks at you.

Migdobhon Misnakshav's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Migdobhon Misnakshav's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.