Cudafbig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced salamander.

Cudafbig created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Cudafbig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudafbig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cudafbig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cudafbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.