Rotcedyog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable wasp.

Rotcedyog created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Rotcedyog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rotcedyog, she will be very unhappy.

Rotcedyog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rotcedyog's Holy Commandments

1. Rotcedyog loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never look at comets.