Didladminfumpon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented seal.

Didladminfumpon created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Didladminfumpon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didladminfumpon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Didladminfumpon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Didladminfumpon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.