Cubvon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet faun.

Cubvon created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubvon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubvon, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cubvon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cubvon's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the south.