Abhogsog Fubsanfem is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered ant.

Abhogsog Fubsanfem created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abhogsog Fubsanfem, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Abhogsog Fubsanfem, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Abhogsog Fubsanfem's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Abhogsog Fubsanfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.