Rawhigbenlegpadmum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonest clam.

Rawhigbenlegpadmum created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawhigbenlegpadmum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rawhigbenlegpadmum, he will turn you into a rock.

Rawhigbenlegpadmum's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rawhigbenlegpadmum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Rawhigbenlegpadmum loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.