Pomquillqueeg is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring
beaver.
Pomquillqueeg created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pomquillqueeg, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Pomquillqueeg, it will turn you into a frog.
Pomquillqueeg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Pomquillqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not chop down trees.