Pomquillqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring beaver.

Pomquillqueeg created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomquillqueeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pomquillqueeg, it will turn you into a frog.

Pomquillqueeg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pomquillqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not chop down trees.