Fubdimkik is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome lion.

Fubdimkik created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubdimkik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubdimkik, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fubdimkik's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fubdimkik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.