Fubdimkik is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, tiresome
lion.
Fubdimkik created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fubdimkik, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Fubdimkik, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Fubdimkik's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Fubdimkik's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat strawberries.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.
4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.