Vildudkom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy centipede.

Vildudkom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Vildudkom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vildudkom, it will turn you into a mole.

Vildudkom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vildudkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Vildudkom must be the most important thing in your life.