Sasneglarg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured grasshopper.

Sasneglarg created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasneglarg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sasneglarg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sasneglarg's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sasneglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never bounce near great tits.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Do not take Sasneglarg's name in vain.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.