Davfidjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fast crane.

Davfidjip created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfidjip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Davfidjip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Davfidjip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Davfidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.