Cibcuddid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless capybara.

Cibcuddid created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibcuddid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cibcuddid, he will not care.

Cibcuddid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cibcuddid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never laugh near nematodes.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.