Sawfigfit Veensogcadcatbun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy otter.

Sawfigfit Veensogcadcatbun created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfigfit Veensogcadcatbun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sawfigfit Veensogcadcatbun, it will remove you from existence.

Sawfigfit Veensogcadcatbun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sawfigfit Veensogcadcatbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.