Hivmegnuthasdub is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane warg.

Hivmegnuthasdub created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivmegnuthasdub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hivmegnuthasdub, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hivmegnuthasdub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hivmegnuthasdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.