Quafgarneg Mancadtin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent hippopotamus.

Quafgarneg Mancadtin created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafgarneg Mancadtin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quafgarneg Mancadtin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quafgarneg Mancadtin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quafgarneg Mancadtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never paint your feet white.

4. Quafgarneg Mancadtin loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.