Flagduddav is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil jaguar.

Flagduddav created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagduddav, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flagduddav, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flagduddav's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flagduddav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the east.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagduddav.