Hunwotzig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable raccoon.

Hunwotzig created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunwotzig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hunwotzig, it will torture you forever.

Hunwotzig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hunwotzig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away from mauve rats, for they are unholy.

4. Never jump near hamsters.

5. Retreat if five shrews approach from the east.