Gedcitnut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody spider.

Gedcitnut created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedcitnut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gedcitnut, he will turn you into a slug.

Gedcitnut's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gedcitnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not cook food in pots.